However, there are a few establishments whose conveniences are somewhat more cultured, and deserve a little more time spent within their walls. Whilst sitting contemplating the job in hand, one can cast one's eyes over a gallery of nostalgic portraits, marvel at the many pairs of eyes gazing down on one's performance, or spend a few moments reading a whole host of newspapers and discoloured sheet music, designed no doubt to both educate and amuse. So where, you may ask, is a convenient (sorry about the pun) place to partake of enough drink to ensure the facilities will be made use of?
In the heart of the Old Town is a fascinating venue called The
Cave. Steeped in history, and with an almost gothic feel, these
vaulted rooms are built into the very sub-structure of the South
Bridge itself and still contain the remains of buildings that pre-
date this bridge. An atmosphere of mystery exudes from every
inch of the winding passages, underground corridors, nooks
and crannies that cling to this labyrinth that is The Cave. High
vaulted ceilings, low lighting, dark furniture, and dimly lit
corners offer no view of the outside world. No windows impose
into this hidden land below the streets, a world of creaking stairs
and clammy walls. So it comes as no surprise that this unique venue
has unique toilets. The walls are awash with ageing sheet music,
quaint Victorian advertisements, and portraits of folk long dead.
So pause awhile and enjoy .....
If this whets your appetite for lavatories with a sense of humour,
try those in Morningside's Churchill Theatre. Within this
attractive and traditional venue for the performing arts, very much
a local theatre in terms of its character and hosting a broad variety
of productions, is Loopy Lorna's. The ideal spot to fill your bladder,
Loopy Lorna's serves up the most amazing afternoon teas, melt-in-
the-mouth scones, soup and sandwich lunches, and get-up-and-go
breakfasts. With teapots stretching as far as the eye can see, the
quirky tea cosies are matched only by the quirkiness of the toilets.
Whether sitting, standing, or washing your hands, a plethera of
rather attractive ladies faces watch over you, pairs of eyes following
you around the room. Although somewhat strange, it is also
strangely comforting to have so many people sharing your private
space. Or is it?
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